俺媳妇儿坏上啦~

  对于俺来说,今天应该是一个比较复杂的日子。  首先,俺知道了俺和俺媳妇儿忙活出来的结果了,而且已经5周了,才1.4cm点儿大;然后,是俺媳妇儿被怀疑有先兆流产,需要在家卧床磕药。不过医生说没有什么问题,在家里做一两个星期的“卧龙”就会好。总的来说还是挺兴奋的,于是去买了一个电子秤,准备每天秤下媳妇儿每天的重量,再按照标准体重的模版来控制俺媳妇儿的体重,千万别象我表姐一样长个140斤,那可是0.07吨啊!过段时间再去买一个DV,终于可以合理的从媳妇儿那里得到拨款啦~  然后就是想着给俺未来的宝宝取一个乳名,开始觉得他(或者她)是我和他妈忙活出来的成果,就叫“程忙活”好了,但是觉得如果是个女儿的话,叫程忙活太不雅了。后来想想《结婚十年》里有一个叫“成果”的人,怎么说俺未来的宝宝也是一个成果啊,就叫“程果”好了,小名就是“果果”,也不错哦~  于是俺现在就已经有一个叫果果的宝宝了,啊哈哈~  以后我就以准爸爸的身份,不定期的给俺的果果写日记,等他长大了再看。嘿嘿嘿~

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